Sunday, April 14, 2013


STATS:


NAME:
John Felix Anthony Cena


BIRTHDAY:
April 23, 1977


ASTROLOGY SIGN:
Taurus


Our Zodiac expert states: "Simply put, the Taurus man is looking for a wife. He's all about putting down roots, starting a family, finding the perfect mate to grow old with, and a beautiful home to share. He’d rather follow the same routine for 60 years with one person than constantly swap partners. He’s got a lusty appetite and he just wants to settle into a steady track with someone to adore. The single Taurus man is constantly in “interview” mode. He carries a mental checklist of his soulmate, and screens every woman he meets to see if she fits. The main goal of any Taurus male is to feel secure. Few Taureans will opt for an ostentatious home, but regardless of their financial status, they will surround themselves with the very best quality items. Taureans know exactly what they want and set out early in life to get it. Taureans are symbolized by the bull. They can be stubborn, though still open to new ideas, and yes, there is some truth to the bull in a china shop fable. Taureans like nothing better than to help those in need. They are the one true Alpha male breed left, though don't confuse their knight in shining armour role with that of a wife-beater misogynist. Taureans may prefer a more traditional family, but they certainly respect and adore their loved ones enough not to inflict injury on them. For the Taurus male, his partner is his trophy, but not necessarily because she is the most beautiful woman in the room. Most likely it is because she is the most kind-hearted, or the best cook, or perhaps the most intelligent. Taureans have a great respect for the feminine, and many will take great consideration in selecting their ultimate partner. For most Taureans, eating is a sensual experience and they have a love for good, hearty food (Taureans are definitely meat and potatoes kind of men), and they can be victim to weight issues though usually their propensity for physical work results in a stocky but well-muscled build. They typically love the outdoors and being outdoors and enjoying nature renews the Taurus man's spirit. Emotionally, a Taurus man is a rock. Regardless of how long you've been with him, you will rarely see him get emotional, and your best indicator that something is bothering him is that he will close into himself and become too quiet. He will not, however, want to discuss what's bothering him, and eventually he will work it out himself and one day wake up and once again be the man you fell in love with. For the woman seeking a man who is solid, sincere, and sensual, Taurus is a good bet. He will always ensure that the bills are paid, his credit will be impeccable, and he will surround his lover and himself with the best quality items he can afford. Once the lucky lady has nabbed him, he will shower her with gifts (jewelry is a common gift because it appreciates in value), or with items that make him feel more secure. Taurean husbands were the first to buy cell phones, GPS systems and self-defense classes for their mates because they always want to ensure that their loved ones are safe. In the bedroom, Taurus lovers are passionate and earthy. Sex is not just romantic to them, but an experiment of the senses. They like the smell, the touch and the talk of the bedroom, and enjoy luxuriating in the wonder of their lover's body. For Taureans, not much, if anything, can compare with sex, so women lacking a healthy sexual appetite need not apply. Think Jack Nicholson in the film "Something's Gotta Give." Taureans will not slow down their bedroom activity just because they have a bad heart, or an arthritic hip. There's good reason why Nicholson is considered an aging but ever sexy womanizer both on and off the screen; you guessed it, he's a Taurus. Life with a Taurus man is comfortable and safe, save the occasional bullfight. Yes, he’s demanding as hell, but he repays you with unparalleled loyalty. If you’re tired of complaining to friends that “men don’t commit,” or you’re ready to start a family, set your sights on a Taurus. You see, the real adventure with Taurus begins after the commitment. That’s when he begins building a life filled with vacations, anniversary gifts, children to spoil and lots of general coziness. If you dig this vision, sign up and plan to stay for the long haul."


PROFESSION/HOW YOU KNOW HIM:
Professional Wrestler and Sports Entertainer, Actor, Entrepreneur, Musician and Music Producer, his work with charities such as Wounded Warrior and the Make-A-Wish Foundation.


CURRENT NET WORTH :
According to Forbes list for 2012, Cena is worth $35 million and increasing.


ORIGIN/ETHNICITY:
Italian, French, and Albanian (Arbereshe)


REPORTEDLY DATED/AFFILIATED WITH:
Divorced from Elizabeth Huberdeau, dated Torrie Wilson, dated EBWf Talent Liaison Jessica Rushing (currently engaged to CM Punk), dated Nicole Ikeda (now Orton), and is rumored to be currently dating Brooke Tessmacher however Cena personally denies this, citing only friendship (Thus allowing him to still be part of our list!)


WHY WE CHOSE HIM:
John Cena topped our list of most eligible bachelors in entertainment because he continues to astound the world with his work in the EBWF, his ability to juggle so many projects, the many facets we find him not only involved in but excelling at in the entertainment industry. Then there's the fact that he seems like a genuinely good guy that even the MEN in our office would like to sit down and have a beer with, his humanitarian efforts and charitable contributions (especially his unparalleled work with the Make-A-Wish Foundation), not to mention, if we still haven't answered this, look at the pictures of John Cena below and try to tell us we are wrong in thinking he is probably one of the most sought after men in entertainment today. Cena's music production company Working Title Productions has produced several songs recently that have appeared on Billboards Top 40, all written by Cena himself with his cousin Marc Predka writing the musical score, and the company was recently extended a merger offer by world famous Olympic records... that Cena and Predka respectfully declined! Rumor has it the two are also producing their own tracks featuring their contracted house band, "The Fallen," that is supposed to be a step in a new direction, lyrically speaking, for John that has already garnered much hype in the independent circuit based on a few leaked tracks provided by Cena himself. And if that's still not enough, don’t even get us started on his blue eyes or the now infamous Joe Boxer ad campaign!